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Tank Driving 101: CAPTION THIS PHOTO
Strategy Page.com ^ | 7 Jun 02 | Self

Posted on 06/07/2002 12:44:39 AM PDT by 11B3

While going through the humor page at StrategyPage.com, I ran into this photo. You have to wonder what this sounded like - either inside or outside of the tank. The butt-chewing the driver must have gotten would have been priceless to hear, I'm sure. Caption at will.



TOPICS: Editorial; Free Republic; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: tank; wall
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To: 11B3
Look at the guy's hand, particularly at his finger.

CAPTION: "I said, don't you dare take a pict..."

21 posted on 06/07/2002 3:42:04 AM PDT by UCANSEE2
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To: 11B3
"Another proud graduate of the U.S.Army Tank Driving School."
22 posted on 06/07/2002 5:29:51 AM PDT by G-Bear
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To: 11B3
"Sir, we let Pvt. Ray Charles drive this thing...guess that was a bad idea."
23 posted on 06/07/2002 5:39:09 AM PDT by Benrand
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To: 11B3
"Remember boys and girls drinking impairs your ability to drive armored vehicles!"
24 posted on 06/07/2002 5:44:19 AM PDT by Destructor
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To: 11B3
Sgt. Carter: "Pile!!! You idiot!!"

Pile: "well golly sargent carter I just turned it like you told me to."

Sgt. Carter: "I said turn it right. Not left and over a wall!!"

Pile: "shazam"
25 posted on 06/07/2002 7:22:46 AM PDT by areeves79
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To: stingray51
Is that you?
26 posted on 06/07/2002 7:41:34 AM PDT by Rodney King
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To: 11B3; redbloodedamerican; texaggie79
Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!
27 posted on 06/07/2002 8:05:12 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob
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To: 11B3
and as soon as the recovery tracks pull that suck to a level plane it will probably start driving as if nothing happened.
28 posted on 06/07/2002 8:07:52 AM PDT by Centurion2000
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To: Tennessee_Bob
Another recent graduate of the Little Stevie Wonder Driving Academy
29 posted on 06/07/2002 8:09:24 AM PDT by bribriagain
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To: 11B3
Oops. Taxi!
30 posted on 06/07/2002 8:16:01 AM PDT by faintpraise
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To: 11B3
"Range to target.....um....nine feet. FIRE!"
32 posted on 06/07/2002 8:21:51 AM PDT by Woahhs
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To: 11B3
Looks like he is wearing tankers boots. At least one of the crew...
33 posted on 06/07/2002 8:24:05 AM PDT by ColdSteelTalon
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To: 11B3;dighton;hchutch
Too bad they don't show the rest of the brigade slowing down to lookey-loo...

Here's my caption:

"Sir, I had to steer clear of that dadgum desert tortoise, or else my a** would have been grass and the EPA would be the lawnmower!

Anybody know how desert tortoises make whoopee?

IN

(Ten seconds pass)

OUT

34 posted on 06/07/2002 8:26:06 AM PDT by Poohbah
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To: 11B3
Commander bj clinton shows off his reorganization of the military!

Pray for GW and the Truth

35 posted on 06/07/2002 8:27:21 AM PDT by bray
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To: Tennessee_Bob
We running out of captionable pictures, so we have to reuse old ones?
36 posted on 06/07/2002 8:29:05 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: 11B3
That a Brit or a German tank?
37 posted on 06/07/2002 8:31:06 AM PDT by RaceBannon
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To: billybudd
New "space saving" tank parking studied.
38 posted on 06/07/2002 8:31:31 AM PDT by willy WOXOF
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To: Poohbah
"Dammit, the cell phone was your idea."
39 posted on 06/07/2002 8:31:58 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Texaggie79
Don't know - never saw this one before.
40 posted on 06/07/2002 8:32:18 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob
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