Tank Driving 101: CAPTION THIS PHOTO

Strategy Page.com ^ | 7 Jun 02 | Self

[UCANSEE2]

Look at the guy's hand, particularly at his finger.

CAPTION: "I said, don't you dare take a pict..."

[G-Bear]

"Another proud graduate of the U.S.Army Tank Driving School."

[Benrand]

"Sir, we let Pvt. Ray Charles drive this thing...guess that was a bad idea."

[Destructor]

"Remember boys and girls drinking impairs your ability to drive armored vehicles!"

[areeves79]

Sgt. Carter: "Pile!!! You idiot!!"

Pile: "well golly sargent carter I just turned it like you told me to."

Sgt. Carter: "I said turn it right. Not left and over a wall!!"

Pile: "shazam"

[Rodney King]

Is that you?

[Tennessee_Bob]

Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!

[Centurion2000]

and as soon as the recovery tracks pull that suck to a level plane it will probably start driving as if nothing happened.

[bribriagain]

Another recent graduate of the Little Stevie Wonder Driving Academy

[faintpraise]

Oops. Taxi!

[Woahhs]

"Range to target.....um....nine feet. FIRE!"

[ColdSteelTalon]

Looks like he is wearing tankers boots. At least one of the crew...

[Poohbah]

Too bad they don't show the rest of the brigade slowing down to lookey-loo...

Here's my caption:

"Sir, I had to steer clear of that dadgum desert tortoise, or else my a** would have been grass and the EPA would be the lawnmower!

Anybody know how desert tortoises make whoopee?

IN

(Ten seconds pass)

OUT

[bray]

Commander bj clinton shows off his reorganization of the military!

Pray for GW and the Truth

[Texaggie79]

We running out of captionable pictures, so we have to reuse old ones?

[RaceBannon]

That a Brit or a German tank?

[willy WOXOF]

New "space saving" tank parking studied.

[dighton]

"Dammit, the cell phone was your idea."

[Tennessee_Bob]

Don't know - never saw this one before.