I think da$$hole is probably taller than Reich, but Google Search does NOT bring up an article that has his height. I guess it must be a secret, for national security reasons, of course ! < /sarcasm >
My comment about Reich's height came from a story about his governor's race on FOX News just the last few days or so. They said he was 4'-10" and hence my commment he's 58" tall.
The FIRST article on Google Search on Reich confirms that here...........
As a Bay State refugee, I love catching up on Massachusetts news - and the big (really BIG!) news this week is that Clinton's labor secretary, Robert Reich, has announced for governor. Bwhahahahahaha! Get it? The really BIG news? Bwhahahahahahahaha! Excuse me. Ha ha ha ha . . . Oh, somebody stop me! This is really too much. What's next, Mini-me for president?
Okay, okay . . hee hee . . I'm sorry, it's really not right to make fun of Mr. Reich for his height, which isn't his fault. I'll just stick to the merits of his candidacy. As Clinton's head dwarf, Reich racked up a very, very long and impressive list of accomplishments. - Get it? A LONG list of accomplishments? Bwhahahahaha! Ha ha ha. Oh, I kill me . . .
Okay, I'm sorry. After all Mr. Reich's height is totally irrelevent to his potential to be an effective executive for Massachusetts. Indeed, as a former Clinton Administration Secretary of Labor, Reich has the stature of having been a high level federal official. Get it? Get it? He's got stature! Muhahahahaha! Ha ha ha ha! High level! Oh oh oh, this is just too good! Robert Reich - governor of Massachusetts! You can't make up stuff this good!
Sorry, sorry . . . I'll cut it out. I understand it's totally inappropriate to mock someone for being short. I mean, the guy can't help it if he's only 4'10", or whatever. He could probably still be a pretty good governor. After all, as Clinton's chief midget Reich was a huge advocate for raising the minimum wage. And that's good, because I'm a little short of cash these days. Get it? Get it? SHORT of cash! Bwhahahahaha!!! Ha ha ha . . . Oh oh oh, I'm SHORT of cash, please help me Mr. Reich - You crazy little gubernatorial candidate you! Ha ha ha ha!
Excerpt: A few weeks ago, The Hotline reported that in an effort to make him appear taller, aides to Senator Tom Daschle had begun stacking phone books in his chair when he and Dick Gephardt held joint news conferences in which they both were seated behind a conference table. "Nahh...Daschle couldn't be that short," I thought. I always knew Daschle to be a small man, but I had never given much thought to his physical stature. So, intrepid cyber-journalist that I am, I conducted a little investigation to find out just how short Tom Daschle really is, and the results are astounding. All of these photos were found at Tom Daschle's website (which, incidentally, is just as lame as he is) and other than adjusting their size, none of the photos have been digitally altered in any way. I SWEAR!
This photo is interesting because the young lady appears to be purposefully slouching and bending at the knees to make Tom look taller. I guess someone else must have been using the phone book that day.
35 posted on 06/05/2002 1:19:15 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP