I admit it . . . and also admit that the only thing missing from American football and baseball uniforms is the frilly lace. At least soccer shorts are loose-fitting.
Yeah, I think baseball and football ought to be played in 'puffy-shirts', Donna Karan peasant dresses, and mules...
It'd be sooo much more a spectator sport AND yet that much more challenging for Jeter trying to take that extra base, or Emmett Smith running a sweep with Gucci bag tucking under his arm...