Exactly.
'Soccer'... An ideal sport for third-world mutant Morlock survivors of a thermonuclear holocaust. (at which point they'll revert to the use of a severed human head...)
Americans demand those more refined sports which require that the fans bring an IQ greater than a slice of buttered toast to the table.
'Soccer'...
Two thumbs down.
And I demand athletes with necks. American football players have no necks. Plenty of shoulder, but no necks. They need necks. Looks bad without necks!
Yeah, all those NFL and NBA players are geniuses, aren't they? </ sarcasm >