The Heart of Politics: The Washington Tale of John Kerry and Teresa Heinz (The NUTTY Mrs. Heinz

Washington Post ^ | June 2, 2002 | Mark Leibovich

[Clemenza]

Oh, Man! I thought Teresa Heinz was supposed to be HOT! Lili Munster was sexier, approriate, as John Kerry looks like the love child o Fred Gwynne (Herman) and Dudley Do Right.

[Digger]

I had to look twice at her picture. Only could think of a sign on their side door that said Beware of Dog & she comes out of it. A great example here that money can't buy everything. Take a look at your life & feel blessed you are not Kerry.

[Clemenza]

I see you are attracted to crazy broads as well...

[TC Rider]

Teresa: "Oh John! Time to rub the bunions".

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks for this whack o story of another rich nut case married to A Rat Senator Nut Case.

The it that wrote this story must have been have Rat orgasisms while doing it.

If Kerry runs, he had better hope his meal ticket goes to one of her hideaways for the entire election. She would be like the kiss of death even for a Rat.

[linn37]

hey mophead puts up with alot of crap for that money,he's tougher than I thought

[toddst]

I see you are attracted to crazy broads as well...

I'm attracted to interesting women, don't see Teresa Heinz as crazy at all. Of course, I haven't met her - have you?

I'm very attracted to women with character and a mind of their own. Physical beauty isn't all that big an issue.

Teresa being from Portugal this lady has some fire and spice in her personality. I like that. I believe John Kerry is indeed a fortunate man to have married this woman - all the Heinz money aside. Hey, you have your opinions & I have mine.

[PJ-Comix]

Teresa Heinz = Hillary + Checkbook

[PJ-Comix]

I don't think she is nuts - she lives her life on her terms and Kerry has agreed to her terms. He is the one diminished by this. It's almost pitiful.

And definitely HILARIOUS!

[buffyt]

Wow she would make one psycho first lady!

[PJ-Comix]

I wonder why John Heinz IV started hating his mother when his daughter was born. That's a real poser.

I can understand Kerry's daughters not liking Mrs. Heinz. It's almost normal for daughters to dislike their stepmother but for Mrs. Heinz's biological son to hate her....She must be a real Wicked Witch of the East.

[PJ-Comix]

You are certainly entitled to your opinion, PJ. I don't find her nutty at all. This lady sounds interesting and attractive IMHO.

Are you trying to also horn in on some of that Heinz cash? Good luck! $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[toddst]

Teresa Heinz = Hillary + Checkbook.

Not even close, PJ. Hillary is a monster with no loyalty to anything other than herself. Trailer-trash seduced by power and elevated to high art!

By contrast, this lady came through what apparently was a good marrage, experienced tragic loss not of her making, devotes attention and effort to causes in which she believes. John Kerry got a great deal more than he deserved in this lady IMHO - money aside.

[PJ-Comix]

Good catch. Thanks for posting.

Thanx. If you notice I always look for stories that are both interesting and offbeat mixed with a lot of humor to post. Ol' PJ does have his faults (just ask the Dr. Laura admirers on the FR) but you have to admit that I do give good post.

[PJ-Comix]

I will say this for John Kerry, he is the second best husband that Teresa Heinz ever had.

[toddst]

Are you trying to also horn in on some of that Heinz cash?

Well, Teresa apparently isn't available right now, but things do change. Quite a few people close to Teresa aren't with us any longer. John might want to watch his back! Seriously, I just think she's an interesting woman and I hope Kerry appreciates her. I would!

[mountaineer]

She sounds bipolar to me (reminds me of a friend of mine), which arguably could be called "interesting."

[PJ-Comix]

More hilarious Kerry (aka "Mr. Heinz") stuff.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!