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To: Billie;Libertina;2Trievers
Hi Billie...If you're not accustomed to vibration interfering with your typing accuracy...sip the Quad Espresso I just bought you slowly Hombre! Mui FUERTE!!!

Sippin' and sssssshakin'.

In Seattle, home of Starbucks...Our society is totally adapted to all the problems associated with mass caffeine addiction...We have special intervention squads that go out to offices where some negligent Barista(coffee maker person) has switched regular coffee beans with DECAF...HORRORS!) The Squad usually gets there before people start actually sliding under their desks asleep, but business here would "grind" to a halt without the Leaded Variety!!!

Large doses of Caffeine can turn you into a power tool(women must notice this about me...They're always calling me a "tool" as they walk briskly away from me on some errand...their slaps of encouragement are so invigorating!LOL) Drink a Quad or a Quintuple short and you can sand an entire desk by just sitting on it with a piece of sandpaper under your butt!

doing a little remodel job? need a new door cut in a non load bearing wall? No problem!!! Just take a number two pencil and start tracing the outline of the cut you want to make over and over again...stepping forward as you machine your way through the wall...Your shaking will act on the point of the pencil like a Jackhammer tip to a Concrete Pool Demolition!!! Later DUDE!!!

157 posted on 06/04/2002 9:33:26 AM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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To: sleavelessinseattle
Later DUDE!!!

LOL. I don't get called "Dude" very often! Can't decide whether you think I'm male or female, and really haven't talked to you enough to know which one you are. :)

Interesting photos on your profile page.....adorable little puppy, beautiful Condaleeza Rice photo, fun-looking FReep, and are you pictured on your page?

166 posted on 06/04/2002 9:45:13 AM PDT by Billie
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To: sleavelessinseattle; Billie
Later DUDE!!!

That would be DUDESS. :^)

168 posted on 06/04/2002 9:48:30 AM PDT by Diver Dave
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To: sleavelessinseattle
Cheesy I know, but we got our sons name from "Sleepless in Seattle". Well, that movie and the Bible. LOL :) Everytime I see you here, I think of that movie and the moment it hit me his name would be "JONAH". One of those sappy moments mother's don't forget.

sniff

416 posted on 06/04/2002 3:40:43 PM PDT by SpookBrat
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