[IGNATIUS]

There was a Chicago dentist who reportedly achieved some measure of fame as an expert and celebrated after dinner speaker(Kiwannis Clubs,etc) upon the subject of crepitation.

According to a Denver newspaper article(as I recollect)--his independant research had determined that the daily worldwide aggregate of human farts was sufficient to inflate 2.37 Goodyear blimps!

[Erasmus]

According to a Denver newspaper article(as I recollect)--his independant research had determined that the daily worldwide aggregate of human farts was sufficient to inflate 2.37 Goodyear blimps!

More appropriate to express it in units of Hindenburgs.