Hahahahahaha - you got that right. If you go to the "About the Author" page, there's pictures, but no text. If you look at the page source, there's text, but they set it to color #FFFFFF - white text on a white background, because the image they were using as a background is apparently missing. Sheesh, whatta buncha maroons...
Anyway, since I had to go to that trouble, I might as well share it with the class. Here's all four pages about the author:
Many have wondered who is this mysterious man, and who taught him the mysteries of the universe that unlocked the quest for right knowledge. This Pharaoh is known to many as 'Atum-Re', 'Amunnubi Raakhptah' and 'Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El'. Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El was born on June 26, 1945 A.D. to 'Faatimah' which is her Nubian name and Mary C. York is her American name and As Sayyid Haadi Abdur Rahman Al Mahdi, who was an original Nubian of Nubia. Rev. Dr. Malachi Z. York-El was also raised by his stepfather David P. York and mother Mary C. York are both direct descendants of Ben York of the Lewis and Clark Expedition of 1804 A.D.Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El attended the University of Khartoum in Sudan and American university in Cairo, Egipt. He walked all through out the hot desert to be taught by the best of teachers, mystics, grand masters and learned many ancient languages that he translates fluently. In Sudan, Reverend York had a high status, his great grandfather being Ahmad Al Mahdi, the great Mahdi of the Sudan. Reverend York was a direct descendent of the Nuwbun Egiptians out of Nubia; by way of his father As Sayyid Haadi Abdur Rahman Al Mahdi, who was the son of Abdur Rahmaan Muhammad Al Mahdi and he was the son of Al Mahdi Muhammad Ahmad, the Mahdi of Sudan. As Sayyid Issa Al Haadi Al Mahdi is a direct descendant and a direct link to the Mahdi of the Beja (Bija) tribe of Dongola. Although Rev. Dr. Malachi Z. York-El has a noble heritage and royal lineage in the Sudan, he cut off his dealings with his native people because of the terrorism that is going on today in Sudan between the Arabs.As ?Atum-Re? traveled throughout Africa, he became a learnt man, filled with such knowledge he was undisputable. While identifying with his spiritual side of his family in Sudan, he bore the name Issa Al Haadi Al Mahdi, this name many knew him as. Yet, when he dropped the Ansaar sect of Islam as a religion, some of his family in Sudan began to disown him and his organization in which he had hundreds of thousands of followers worldwide. His family members turned their backs on him. Meanwhile Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El started to identify with his Moorish Native American side of his family not knowing that his 'York' ties were even greater. Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El's last name 'York' tied him in directly with a Moorish Native American tribe called the 'Yamassee' tribe, which was a black tribe of Native Americans. Ben York also married a Shoshoni woman named Sacajawea, thus you have the Shoshoni Nubian Tribes. These ties connected him to his grandfather Ben York, who was also married to a Washo woman, making Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El a Washita Moor and also of the Washitaw tribe, with their roots in Georgia.
Because of Dr. Malachi Z. York-El's rejection, he now had an even greater family bloodline to identify with. He began to use his mother, Mary C. York's, (which is her American name) side of the family, being she was married to David P. York. In York's family line they intermarried with their second cousins, which was a normal practice in the olden days. This is how they formed the name 'Miller' out of Louisiana, 'William' and 'Fletcher' out of Pennsylvania, 'Washington' out of South Carolina, and finally 'York' from the Peque tribe of Native American from Boston, Massachusetts, Virginia and Griffin, Georgia.
Earning the title 'Black Eagle' as his native American name from his Washitaw family on his mother's side, out of Louisiana, 'York' had many powerful ties. His grandfather Ben York who was the son of 'Old York', was a descendent of the Yamasee Native American, with Moorish Malian family, Ben York also married a Shoshoni woman name 'Sacajawea', thus you have your 'Shoshoni Nubian' tribes.
Throughout all of Atum-Re's studies he still remembered that there was a long lost forgotten nation still lingering in the wilderness. He realized that he had to pull this lost nation out of the sleeping state of mind that they were in, which was a spell that was cast upon them. It was called 'the spell of sleep'.
Around 1970 A.D. he started his cleansing process to re-wash the brains of blacks all across the world. Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El calls his method of cleansing 'RIGHT KNOWLEDGE', along with 'Right Knowledge' came, 'Right Thinking', and 'Right Overstanding'. Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El realized that there was an evil hypnotic spell of amnesia cast upon blacks, or Nubians, Ptahites, Ethiopian-Kuwshites who are the Original Egiptian Moors. He realized that 4,004 B.C. years ago before the 6,000 A.D. moon cycle, which was the creation of white magic called 'RELIGION', a spell was cast, a spell of amnesia and ignorance was created intentionally to be spread amongst his people to infect them. And it wasn't an ordinary spell......
This spell was the 'spell of spiritual ignorance and racial blindness'. This was the spell of hate for self and kind; not knowing who the evil one really is, and his many shapes and forms, be he is black skin, yellow skin, red skin or the curse seed of Canaan who is really a "Ghost man". In Egipt, this ghost man was called "Heka Khasut"-heka ]asut meaning the Hyksos dynasty, (and can be referred to as the Israelites) who ruled in Egipt for 430 years. Since 1967 A.D. Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El has reached out to many people under various legal names such as: As Sayyid Issa Al Haadi Al Mahdi, Rabboni: Y'shua, Dr. York, Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El, Amunnubi Raakhptah And Atum-Re trying to reach out to the lost souls of many who were soaked in religious propaganda and futureless beliefs. Yet, Rev. Dr. Malachi Z. York-El continued to help the lost blacks each step of the way only to be back stabbed by many of the people he elevated to a higher level of physically, mentally and spiritually. His kindness has often been taken as a weakness.
Throughout Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El's 40 years of teaching, he tried to unite people physically first, then mentally because you can't unite anyone mentally without being mentally in tune. When the destruction of the spell is complete, you will have a free and a united mind, when all unite all will be free. Reverend Dr. Malachi Z. York-El is the Supreme Grand Master of truth and facts beyond a shadow of a doubt in which he has dedicated his life solely to the truth and facts. He has introduced an abundance of information and knowledge into the world which has been revealed to us in it's pristine purity, to help the world open its eyes to divine reality, and facts.
For those of you who think you have all knowledge, you don't. There is more to know, in all that you know. You only know what they want you to know. You are simply programmed, under a spell of amnesia, you forgot who you are. Dr. Malachi Z. York-El who is 55 years of age as of this year 2000 A.D. has authored over 360 books on every subject ranging from history, theology, anthropology, religion, health, spirituality and UFO information. He is feared by theologians world over. They tried to keep him out of the public's eyes for all those years. He has traveled the world lecturing and explaining the hidden meaning of the scriptures and its relation to the Ancient Sumerian tablets, and the Egiptian Mysteries. Regardless of the denomination or sect of religion, they all have half's truths. There are still missing pieces to the puzzle of life. Rev. Dr. Malachi Z. York-El is a family man and has adopted many children, whom he calls his 'sons' and 'daughters'. He is teaching them to become influential people in life and a productive part of society.
He is the founder of The Ancient Egiptian Order, which is a fraternity with hundreds of thousands of members of all races all over the world. Don't let this man pass you by, make him and this most profound doctrine apart of your life, while he is amongst us!
If you find all that pretty convincing (and who wouldn't?), you can just fill out a convenient online membership application here. Not ready to join just yet? Why not take a look at the Nuwaubian Gift Shop? Here, you can broswe and purchase the finest in "Egiptian" merchandise in their online catalog...
Maybe dry-cleaning would be better...or maybe Woolite?
"there was an evil hypnotic spell of amnesia cast upon blacks"
They used Milk of Amnesia to do it...
"...has authored over 360 books on every subject ranging from history, theology, anthropology, religion, health, spirituality and UFO information..."
Well, that pretty much covers everything...
"He is feared by theologians world over"
I can see why. "[it] has caused...controversy in the world of embroidery and anthropology...no, I'll say it again.. anthropolology...no, quite possibly can make an anthropol...no, I mean, an apolog- it has enthralled distinguished Professors, and in laymen's language, is blinking well baffling. But to be more obtusely, buggered if I know. Yes, buggered if I know. And that's all we've been so far from experts in fourteenth-century painting, renaissance greengrocers, and recently revived members of the public..."
--Boris