Maybe dry-cleaning would be better...or maybe Woolite?
"there was an evil hypnotic spell of amnesia cast upon blacks"
They used Milk of Amnesia to do it...
"...has authored over 360 books on every subject ranging from history, theology, anthropology, religion, health, spirituality and UFO information..."
Well, that pretty much covers everything...
"He is feared by theologians world over"
I can see why. "[it] has caused...controversy in the world of embroidery and anthropology...no, I'll say it again.. anthropolology...no, quite possibly can make an anthropol...no, I mean, an apolog- it has enthralled distinguished Professors, and in laymen's language, is blinking well baffling. But to be more obtusely, buggered if I know. Yes, buggered if I know. And that's all we've been so far from experts in fourteenth-century painting, renaissance greengrocers, and recently revived members of the public..."
--Boris
I dunno - if you're planning to wash my brain to the point where I'd swallow this load, you'll need something a lot stronger than that. Lye and a wire brush, maybe...