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Posted on 05/31/2002 3:11:28 AM PDT by paul in cape
Author! Author! There's word that Senate Majority Leader Thomas A. Daschle (D-S.D.) is starting to talk to publishers about doing a book on the Senate. The topics would likely include controversies such as the Florida recount, the battles with President Bush, the days of the 50-50 split, the Jeffords switch that made Daschle majority leader, Sept. 11 and the anthrax threat and the war on terrorism. No doubt there'll be occasional mentions of his GOP buddy, Minority Leader Trent Lott (Miss.).
Daschle apparently has been thinking about doing this for quite some time and has been taking notes on important matters and then throwing them in a cabinet somewhere. He's got Washington superlawyer Robert Barnett talking to publishers. He'll then likely be getting a "collaborator," to help with the writing.
It's been an interesting couple of years and if Daschle is willing to open up some -- though it's unlikely we'll get a full frontal here -- it could be a pretty good seller. However, the proceeds are going to charity.
The last chapter, this November's elections, remains to be worked out. So the publication date probably won't be until the fall of 2003 or thereabouts. That would be excellent timing for the 2004 elections, of course.
My offering for the title: Mad Daschle
"THE EMPORER HAS NO CLOTHES AND NOTHING TO SHOW"
"DULLNESS HIDING BEHIND A CARTOON OF SHARPNESS"
"EGO RUN AMUCK A LA THE TRADITION OF BILLDO AND SHRILLERY"
"I REGRET I HAVE BUT ONE COUNTRY TO GIVE FOR MY EGO"
"A PILE OF HORSE BISCUITS IN THE MACHINERY OF GOVERNMENT"
"THE MONKEY WRENCH FACTORY IN CONGRESS"
"A PUFFED UP BALOON OF A CREATURE"
"A POISONOUS PUFFER FISH BLOWS HARD AND GOES BACKWARDS"
"OPEN MOUTH--DEFLATE--HOURLY"
"WALKING BILLBOARD FOR THE INSANITY OF THE LEFT"
"NONSTOP WORDS--NOTHING SAID"
"OPEN MOUTH SLEEP INDUCEMENT"
"MASS HYPNOSIS TO MENTAL OBLIVION"
"THE ILLUSION OF A LIFE LIVED"
"THE UNPRETTY ART OF SLAYING YOUR FRIENDS FOR YOUR EGO"
"SACRIFICING PATRIOTISM FOR PADDED BALLOT BOXES"
"A KEY CONDUCTOR ON THE TRAIN TO SLAVERY"
"EGO INFLATION--PATRIOT OBLITERATION"
"The Clodfather"
He'll make an "offer that George W. will always refuse". ;)
But don't worry about Daschle, fiction may dispose of him:
Regards, Ivan
Tom Daschle writes about his past (Bill Clinton), his present (Hillary! Clinton), and his future (his coming career as a midget mudwrestler in low budget movies).
Collaboration by Larry Flint
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Here are a few I don't think I read here:
"T. Daschle: Perfect Proof of the Peter Principle"
Tom Daschle on: "On Becoming a Proctologist's Delight, a How To Book," subtitled, "Ima Perfect Dasshole"
"No Man Walks Smaller!"
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