Posted on 05/31/2002 3:11:28 AM PDT by paul in cape
My offering for the title: Mad Daschle
"THE EMPORER HAS NO CLOTHES AND NOTHING TO SHOW"
"DULLNESS HIDING BEHIND A CARTOON OF SHARPNESS"
"EGO RUN AMUCK A LA THE TRADITION OF BILLDO AND SHRILLERY"
"I REGRET I HAVE BUT ONE COUNTRY TO GIVE FOR MY EGO"
"A PILE OF HORSE BISCUITS IN THE MACHINERY OF GOVERNMENT"
"THE MONKEY WRENCH FACTORY IN CONGRESS"
"A PUFFED UP BALOON OF A CREATURE"
"A POISONOUS PUFFER FISH BLOWS HARD AND GOES BACKWARDS"
"OPEN MOUTH--DEFLATE--HOURLY"
"WALKING BILLBOARD FOR THE INSANITY OF THE LEFT"
"NONSTOP WORDS--NOTHING SAID"
"OPEN MOUTH SLEEP INDUCEMENT"
"MASS HYPNOSIS TO MENTAL OBLIVION"
"THE ILLUSION OF A LIFE LIVED"
"THE UNPRETTY ART OF SLAYING YOUR FRIENDS FOR YOUR EGO"
"SACRIFICING PATRIOTISM FOR PADDED BALLOT BOXES"
"A KEY CONDUCTOR ON THE TRAIN TO SLAVERY"
"EGO INFLATION--PATRIOT OBLITERATION"
"The Clodfather"
He'll make an "offer that George W. will always refuse". ;)
But don't worry about Daschle, fiction may dispose of him:
Regards, Ivan
Tom Daschle writes about his past (Bill Clinton), his present (Hillary! Clinton), and his future (his coming career as a midget mudwrestler in low budget movies).
Collaboration by Larry Flint
The Ultimate "Party" Animal |
Here are a few I don't think I read here:
"T. Daschle: Perfect Proof of the Peter Principle"
Tom Daschle on: "On Becoming a Proctologist's Delight, a How To Book," subtitled, "Ima Perfect Dasshole"
"No Man Walks Smaller!"
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