I personally don't believe that the ascencion occurred. It's more of a possibility that his body is stored in the catacombs under the Vatican guarded like Fort Knox, so that the scam of Christianity can be propagated on people forever. Well, I wish you well friend.
You certainly have a lot more faith than I have.
My faith just isn't big enough to embrace such a grand theory as yours.
I guess I'm just one of those rational types.