Hahahaha! I think I have one of those instead of a MinPin.
The Canteen had a large pond in the back forty, and it was fixed up nice with picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built.
One evening 4TheFlag decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was Misty, Clara, Bunny, and Victoria skinny dipping in the pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. Misty shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
4TheFlag replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators!"