You Might Be ASA or MI If...
16. You get into violent arguments over who is better- Cpt Kirk or Cpt Picard.
17. PT is canceled because of sun.
18. Your M16 jams and you attempt to reboot it.
19. You consider BCG's to be a bold fashion statement.
20. Your boots were last polished at the factory.
21. You brag about "making the tape" - again.
22. You believe firmly in the three food groups- caffeine, alcohol, and tylenol.
23. You've had more than one profile in the last month.
24. Your kids wear glasses thicker than yours.
25. Your mom asks if you like girls (or boys, as the case may be).
26. Your kids have doctors notes to get out of gym class.
27. Your oldest child was conceived in Monterey, CA.
28. Your brother uses your TA-50 on camping trips.
29. Infantry soldiers gawk at your haircut.
30. Your most-used acronyms are NSA, FTA, and FTO!.
More later!
HJ