USO Canteen FReeper Style....FReeper FRiday..May 24,2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen FReeper Style and Snow Bunny

[SAMWolf]

Or if you prefer.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Certainly.

I love that song.

I "made" this for us, hehehe.

[MistyCA]

LOL.....Wanna dance, g'nad? Where on earth did you get that name....never mind....I don't need to know that...lol :)

...California Dreaming

[Pippin]

MISTY!!!!! LOL! You GO girl!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Awww! That's Johnny Matthis? I'm not sure about the name spelling. I love those songs.

[MistyCA]

I am really sorry to hear that Spook. What a terrible thing to find out when you were holding onto so much hope. Sorry.

[SAMWolf]

I saved this one for you.

[SAMWolf]

Sure is. The one and only!

[SpookBrat]

Everytime I see a coconut, I always remember that scene from Monty Python...the coconut/swallow debate. If you aren't a Monty Python fan, you won't get this. LOL

SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?

ARTHUR:
We found them.

SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

ARTHUR:
What do you mean?

SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.

ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.

SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!

SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

ARTHUR:
Please!

SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?

ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!

SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!

SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

SOLDIER #1:
But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory.

SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah.

SOLDIER #1:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. [clop clop clop]

SOLDIER #2:
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

SOLDIER #1:
No, they'd have to have it on a line.

SOLDIER #2:
Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

SOLDIER #1:
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

SOLDIER #2:
Well, why not?

[Pippin]

OH! OH!, Misty. Guess what? #666!

[MistyCA]

Yup...you're good! It's Santana. :)

[MistyCA]

LMAO! Think I will be safest with seatbelt fastened and butt planted firmly in a chair....:)

[SpookBrat]

Oh that's ok dear. I'm not upset at all. It was so long ago...they hadn't seen him in 40 something years. I think everyone in the family figured he was dead, except for my grandpa who kept hoping (I'm sure he knew though). I'm just glad we know for sure. He had a Japanese wife and they sent all his belongings to her. I wonder if we have Japanese cousins over there? :)

[SAMWolf]

You got me in a slow dancing mood now.

You have me going out of my head

[MistyCA]

LOLOL....love that one.....let me tell you bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above....and this thing called looovvveeee. :)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Wow! I heard that before.... I love it.

I love it. Thanks.

I'm listening again, hehe.

[g'nad]

LOL!! Only if you like getting your toes stepped on... where did did I get the name g'nad? You're right, you don't wanna know...and I don't wanna get banned...;o)

[SpookBrat]

Tonk, we drove by the Naval base tonight and we found the Coast Guard station place (don't know what you call it). LOL I thought of you. :)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Hahahahaha, the bees... LOL! Here is one for ya.

[HiJinx]

Good Evening, G'nad!
Glad you dropped in...it's a little risky (risque) hanging around here tonight...