I may have to actually break down and watch Captain Dan tonight. Just curious.
Let me try .. "While the White House backpedals feverishly on its dereliction of duty in '9-11 gate', a body was found in Washington D.C. today. The body may, and we emphasize may, be that of a former intern for a United States Congressman."
Meanwhile, President Bush was again on the defensive today in the 9-11 matter ....."
"Another problem for the Bush Administration. Police in Washington, D.C. today uncovered the remains of Chandra Levy, the former intern of right-wing congressman Gary Condit. One of the most conservative members of his caucus, Condit is a frequent Bush ally. Republican sources tonight are trying to downplay that potentially devastating linkage but ominously, the Bush White House refuses comment. For an in-depth report, we go to our special correspondent, Paul Begala. Paul, after the 9/11 Bush-knew memo and the Enron stonewall, do you see a disturbing pattern emerging?"