Let me try .. "While the White House backpedals feverishly on its dereliction of duty in '9-11 gate', a body was found in Washington D.C. today. The body may, and we emphasize may, be that of a former intern for a United States Congressman."
Meanwhile, President Bush was again on the defensive today in the 9-11 matter ....."
"In other news, police in Washington D.C. have found the remains of a body they believe may be that of a previously unknown missing intern. Chandra Levy had been linked romantically to Representative Gary Condit, a conservative California congressman. Miss Levy disappeared shortly after the Bush inauguration. "
Lies, half-truths, inuendoes, non-sequitirs ... this has it all :-)