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YOWZA!!! . . .there are lots of Usenet posting by and about Schmeltzer. Check it out HERE.

Yowza is right. Think Eric might have a gambling problem? He is very interested in a wide variety of sports. No doubt this is Nadler's guy. The tag line on many of his posts:

"Well, Speaker Gingrich is either STUPID or a FELON; and frankly, I'd like to believe the former." -- Rep. Charles Rangel

Lamenting some games he lost he dropped that tag once for this:

Also, my GOD wouldn't make me eat that damn Matzoh on Passover, if he loved me so much. He'd let me eat some REAL bread.¹

Long Dong Shmeltzer is about as subtle as a buffalo fart. Here is his self-description of his "size":

SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!

It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

Can you imagine Long Dong Shmelter trying to pick up women at a bar? I bet his pickup line goes something like this:

"Hi! I'm Long Dong Schmeltzer and I am the PRESS SECRETARY for Congressman Waddler. And if that doesn't impress the hell out of you, I have the BIGGEST Ding-Dong of all the Congressional Press Secretaries. Now let's SHAG BABY!! YEAH!"