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Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.
"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^ | 5/21/02 | Eric Schmeltzer

Posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied

One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:

I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"

ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?

Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!

WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!

A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:

NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)

AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)

GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.

SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!

It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."

All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.



TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: ericschmeltzer; nadler
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To: PJ-Comix
What is Waddlers stance on taxing "sin foods"? I mean, he is addicted to food no doubt in my mind.
161 posted on 05/21/2002 6:01:14 PM PDT by smith288
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To: Timesink
Nope. Unlike that very scary hag, I *know* who my congresscritter is, but I *really* don't like it.
162 posted on 05/21/2002 7:13:09 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick
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To: PJ-Comix;smith288;Registered;smith288
Top staffers:

Barney Frank: Peter Kovar

Henry Waxman: Phil Schiliro

163 posted on 05/21/2002 7:30:56 PM PDT by LarryLied
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To: goodnesswins
Yes, with staff of this character and integrity, there is no reason why we should not trust the entire Congress with all the national secrets. /sarcasm/
164 posted on 05/21/2002 7:40:56 PM PDT by CyberAnt
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To: CyberAnt
You know, what pisses me off is that the clown pulled his site, and thus the link to the pic from Space Battleship Yamato, the one that places my pic from Cowboy Bebop in context.

Anyhoo, here's what probably happened: DUmmie is lurking FR, sees thread about Nadler's press bitch. Goes there, finds in horror that the little dweebs skanky twaddle is all over FR and could be leaked to the Post. Dumpster calls his friend at Nadler's office. Chief of Staff of Nadler's office sees pr flack's website, has coronary. Press Secretary pulls offending website, filled as it is with vainglorious assholery, as soon as humanly possible, or at least before Jabba finds out.

Press flack and Chief of Staff breathe a sigh of relief. Press flack thinks job is secure for foreseeable future. Press flack does not know that Freepers have already gone to Webarchive.com to get all the goodies that can't be redacted. All sorts of sexist, patriarchal remarks preserved for all eternity. New York Post morning edition presses stop!

Methinks Press Flack might be lurking this site and staining underwear.

Stupid git. He can't even keep from embarrassing Jabba, his principal. Rule One in Washington: don't embarrass your Principal.

Schmeltzer is history.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

165 posted on 05/21/2002 8:41:41 PM PDT by section9
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To: LarryLied
Thanks for the info.
166 posted on 05/21/2002 9:15:43 PM PDT by Registered
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To: section9;Registered;smith288;floriduh voter;PJ-Comix;anniegetyourgun;tracer;isthisnickcool...
All sorts of sexist, patriarchal remarks preserved for all eternity.

Maybe he should change his name. I see Eric's former boss in PA won the Democrat primary in PA tonight. Doubt Eric is celebrating much.

Anyone see updates on this, please *ping* me.

167 posted on 05/21/2002 9:51:44 PM PDT by LarryLied
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Nope. Unlike that very scary hag, I *know* who my congresscritter is, but I *really* don't like it.

If only we had a chance of electing a Republican...

168 posted on 05/21/2002 9:56:44 PM PDT by Timesink
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To: Timesink
NYC Water Tunnel 3 is scheduled for completion in 2025. Maybe a Republican will be elected then. It has to be the water. Nothing else makes sense.
169 posted on 05/21/2002 10:34:01 PM PDT by LarryLied
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To: section9
You forgot one thing, section9

Freepers arent dumb

And for a little hardcore proof he had it up and it isnt me just making a spoof dite, some nostalgia (using webarchive, they took a snapshot of his site and hold it in their DB)

171 posted on 05/22/2002 3:28:41 AM PDT by smith288
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To: smith288
dite=site
172 posted on 05/22/2002 3:29:07 AM PDT by smith288
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Wanna share the name of your "imaginary Congressman" with us? ;-)

(seriously, I may have to try that myself. I will pretend I have two terrific senators!)

173 posted on 05/22/2002 5:19:07 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: smith288
Well done. A bump to the top to give this story some traction today.....
174 posted on 05/22/2002 5:41:03 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
bttt
175 posted on 05/22/2002 5:52:52 AM PDT by smith288
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To: section9
How long passed between the initial posting of this thread and the pulling of Long Dong Schmeltzer's website?
176 posted on 05/22/2002 6:13:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: smith288
Nice website there. Let us not forget to link this thread and that site to every post about Jerrold Nadler.
177 posted on 05/22/2002 6:14:27 AM PDT by LarryLied
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To: PJ-Comix
It was down by about 2p EDT yesterday.
178 posted on 05/22/2002 6:14:51 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: PJ-Comix
It was down within a very few hours. Some lurker must have tipped off the Donger, who then "sprang into action".

(forgive me)

:D

179 posted on 05/22/2002 6:26:21 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: PJ-Comix
You know whats great? No longer can these racist leftists feel so confortable any longer. The public that pays their salary has a right to find out who these people are behind their fake acts. This guy mocks black lifestyle, mocks Judaism even though he claims to be one (take more than having a name and parents....a little thing called "belief") and has a vulgar idea towards women. He is what leftists say is wrong with the Right. Which is false.
180 posted on 05/22/2002 6:27:50 AM PDT by smith288
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