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Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.
"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^ | 5/21/02 | Eric Schmeltzer

Posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied

One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:

I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"

ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?

Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!

WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!

A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:

NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)

AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)

GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.

SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!

It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."

All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.



TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: ericschmeltzer; nadler
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To: eddie willers
Well, there's always webarchive.org....
101 posted on 05/21/2002 11:30:23 AM PDT by tracer
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To: Registered
Sheesh!! Indeed, an idiot with a death wish...
102 posted on 05/21/2002 11:31:11 AM PDT by tracer
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To: smith288
Okay, time to rebuild it to a geocities or other free host. Want some assistance?
103 posted on 05/21/2002 11:31:52 AM PDT by Registered
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To: Freebird Forever
I think that is true of many, but there are still many hard-working old labor types who just haven't woken up and smelled the coffee - that their party left them years ago.
104 posted on 05/21/2002 11:33:23 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: LarryLied
Correction: Jerrold Waddler
105 posted on 05/21/2002 11:33:41 AM PDT by pankot
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To: tracer
Well, there's always webarchive.org....

Some of it

Some more of it

106 posted on 05/21/2002 11:35:39 AM PDT by isthisnickcool
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To: LarryLied
Columns by Eric Schmeltzer

Check this out (in the upper left).

Gittin' Left on Dat Azz
By Eric Schmeltzer

Eric Schmeltzer isn't afraid to take on the punk-ass suckas on the right wing of the political spectrum who are trying to whitey-fy this nation into a Christian Coalition haven. They may be politically incorrect, but Schmeltzer promises to go after them just as strong with a verbal-AK....because today was a good day.

107 posted on 05/21/2002 11:36:06 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: eddie willers
I have the portion saved. I will have a link shortly
108 posted on 05/21/2002 11:38:00 AM PDT by smith288
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
Maybe some people need to ask Nadler why this obviously racist person works for him? jerrold.nadler@mail.house.gov
109 posted on 05/21/2002 11:38:46 AM PDT by isthisnickcool
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To: Registered
Naw ...got it covered... remember that space I offered you? ;)
110 posted on 05/21/2002 11:39:13 AM PDT by smith288
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To: smith288
ok, here it is

Nadlers PR tool being exactly that
Nadlers PR tool being a racist

111 posted on 05/21/2002 11:52:47 AM PDT by smith288
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To: Registered
*ping* Nadlers PR tool being exactly that
112 posted on 05/21/2002 11:53:24 AM PDT by smith288
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To: smith288
Great. Let's see what happens with some PR.
113 posted on 05/21/2002 12:21:46 PM PDT by Registered
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace;norton ;bok ;FreedomSurge ;Phil V.;FreedominJesusChrist ;F16Fighter ...
the right wing of the political spectrum who are trying to whitey-fy this nation into a Christian Coalition haven. They may be politically incorrect, but Schmeltzer promises to go after them just as strong with a verbal-AK

I detect a hint of bigotry in this statement. Just a hint.

114 posted on 05/21/2002 12:37:23 PM PDT by LarryLied
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To: Registered
How about whipping out some good imagery of Nadler supporting racism.
115 posted on 05/21/2002 12:38:32 PM PDT by smith288
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To: smith288
"I would push my way through a crowd to get into a picture with ...

Donovan McNabb. He went to Syracuse with me and now is playing for my hometown Iggles! I would change my sexual orientation for Donovan. Seriously. "

116 posted on 05/21/2002 12:46:17 PM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: veronica
The real point of making this website known to all is the blatant double standard that exists between Republican and Democrats. How long do you think a Republican staffer would last with a website like this one?
118 posted on 05/21/2002 1:15:19 PM PDT by Registered
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To: LarryLied
The recent leaks regarding the terrorist information was attributed to Democratic staffers access to this sensitive information.

Are we (people on this website) the only people uncomfortable with idiots like this having access to some of the most sensitive information our intelligence agencies gather?

119 posted on 05/21/2002 1:23:57 PM PDT by dead
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
After checking out (through Google) some of the articles that cite him in his role as Nadler spokesman, I'm totally convinced that this is legit.
120 posted on 05/21/2002 1:27:40 PM PDT by dead
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