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Star Wars -- The Middle East Connections
The Glenn Beck Program ^
| 05/20/02
Posted on 05/20/2002 7:09:11 PM PDT by GOP_Lady
TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Editorial; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Free Republic; Front Page News; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bush; hillary; middleeast; starwars
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posted on
05/20/2002 7:09:12 PM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: GOP_Lady
I posted this link earlier in the day on General Interest board, but I'm so glad you posted it here.
I was just in there looking at the new pics and laughing so hard at the JarJar Binks/Cynthia McKinney connection.
Glenn outdid himself on this one.
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posted on
05/20/2002 7:11:19 PM PDT
by
dawn53
To: dawn53
I laughed so hard that I nearly cried. You're right; it's great!
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posted on
05/20/2002 7:12:07 PM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: GOP_Lady
funny
To: GOP_Lady
I've always likened Teddy Kennedy to Jabba the Hut although our friend Jerrold Nadler wouldn't be bad either.
To: ALL
Notice the comments about about McCain. LOL.
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posted on
05/20/2002 7:14:12 PM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: dawn53
John McCain = Han Solo.
No real love for the Rebellion, perpetually seems to be threatening to leave it, has personal needs contrary to the good of the Rebellion, associates with criminals, was a hot-shot pilot, and is an incurable egomaniac.
To: GOP_Lady
I was listening to the show this morning as this was developing.
They were literally taking ideas from the callers, and then the webmaster was putting them up on the website.
It was really entertaining.
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posted on
05/20/2002 7:17:01 PM PDT
by
dawn53
To: The KG9 Kid
Viva Attack of the Clones!
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posted on
05/20/2002 7:17:43 PM PDT
by
Ciexyz
To: GOP_Lady
Fantastic link, I posted it to General Interest..deserved to be Front Page news in my book!
To: GOP_Lady
>People are constantly saying that there is a political side to Star Wars. So we took the liberty of looking for the connection between Star Wars and the Middle East. Some connections are based on character, some are based on looks. Submit your ideas on other characters here! Recent Additions! Bush is Luke
But is Rice really Princess Leia?
Is Hillary really the Emperor?
Is Saddam really Darth Maul?
Is bin Laden really Darth Vader?
Bush 41 makes a great Obi-Wan
Powell is played by Samuel L Jackson
C3P0 = Tony Blair
Cynthia McKinney is Jar Jar.
Suicide Bombers = Stormtroopers. Couldn't hit anything with a gun.
Ewoks = Northern Alliance
Tom Daschle is Boba Fett.
R2D2 is Stephen Hawking
Al Gore = Trees of Endor
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Common Component: Looks, Character Comments: He's old and bald, so the visual connection is pretty clear. He's wise and also a teacher. In addition he's done his share of butt kicking. |
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Common Component: CharacterComments: You should be able to connect the dots on this one. |
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Common Component: LooksComments: Nothing really goes here; we just thought he looks like Jabba the Hutt. |
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Common Component: LooksComments: Nothing really goes here, either, but we were stunned by his resemblance to Watto from -Episode I-. |
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Common Component: CharacterComments: None. |
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Common Component: LooksComments: Big, hairy, smelly, manly. Those are the words that come to mind when you think of Janet Reno. Also we have proof that Janet Reno married a Florida Skunk Ape, see it for yourself. |
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Common Component: LooksComments: Look at the eyes. Either picture. Move your head back and forth, from side to side. The eyes ... they follow you. If you want to learn more about Allan Colmes, visit our Allan Colmes Magic Eye-Ball. |
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To: Andy from Beaverton
so this means that Bush is really Bin Ladens son? This isn't funny it's just plain dumb....
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posted on
05/21/2002 8:51:17 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: Andy from Beaverton
Actually Arafat as Watto is very funny. Some (Christian) Arab friends of mine thought Watto was the perfect apotheosis of a Lebanese junk-dealer.
To: The KG9 Kid
John McCain is Lando. Both betrayed their friends/side to aide the dark side...
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posted on
05/23/2002 2:56:24 PM PDT
by
weegee
To: AmishDude
ping... LOL
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posted on
05/25/2002 6:27:23 PM PDT
by
marajade
To: marajade
:)
BTW, did you notice that on Kamino, they cloned the accent, too?
To: AmishDude
Yeah I had already heard that Temura Morrison (?) did all the audio voices for the clones before I saw the movie...
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posted on
05/26/2002 6:38:30 AM PDT
by
marajade
To: marajade
Of course, the latter clones didn't have Australian accents in ANH. Quick, call the continuity police!!! (Just kidding, but there are people who would be really bothered by that.)
To: AmishDude
Well maybe by that time they would have cloned the accent away?
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posted on
05/26/2002 1:44:58 PM PDT
by
marajade
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