Thankfully those aren't the only two choices. PS....if I was forced to choose, which I am not, I would never opt to allow anyone to physically touch my children.
Your children were hit in school.
False
You just don't know it.
False
There is no way your kids went through 12 years of school and never got hit by anyone.
False
That's ludicrous.
If you have substantial funds to wager, I will accomodate you.