[MeekOneGOP]

The day after the day after Memorial Day Bumpers! (Texas Touch!)

"Judge Roy Bean, the `Law West of the Pecos,' holding court at the old town of Langtry, Texas in 1900, trying a horse thief. This building was courthouse and saloon. No other peace officers in the locality at that time."
http://www.nara.gov/nara/nn/nns/west084.jpg

[MeekOneGOP]

Hoss Thief, you're guilty! Gimme a beer, bar keep!

[MinorityRepublican]

Heh, Texas is probably a much better place to live than in socialist Maryland. I never have been to Texas, but I heard that it is awesome, though.