[PatrickHenry]

I suggest this notation for the unmentionable Seventh Planet:
U*anus. Lemme see now ... no, somehow I suspect that won't work.
Perhaps *anus. No, not much better.
How about Uranu*
Or maybe Uran*s
I donno, guys. Maybe if you all paid me I could publish the suggestions in a legally copyrighted book, deposited with the Library of Congress (an official agency of the US government!) and then everyone would have his own name for the unmentionable Seventh Planet preserved forever.

[longshadow]

Maybe if you all paid me I could publish the suggestions in a legally copyrighted book, deposited with the Library of Congress (an official agency of the US government!) and then everyone would have his own name for the unmentionable Seventh Planet preserved forever.

Now you've got it..... a few radio ads, and you'll be in business.