[Gritty]

Schmuckie Schumer is a Putz Head.

But he also is a canny politician who sees the handwriting on the wall and wants to put forward this cramped version of the 2nd Amendment so he doesn't look so abysmally stupid when his real views get rammed down his miserable, chicken-necked throat by the Supreme Court.

Just because he is a fool doesn't mean he wants to look like a fool. But, a fool he surely is!

[RetiredArmy]

But, but, Bush likes him. He hugged him at the speech. He is a pal. A friend. Even if he is a communist, pig sucking, democratic socialist sack of **it!