Posted on 05/13/2002 1:16:06 AM PDT by Snow Bunny
Hi to Mrs.Gator.
Thanks so much my friend, that means a lot.
I love to get mail and it is exciting because all I really did was send the Canteen url and FR's url with what FR is about etc. to different bases and Marine Corps Leagues.Then to a few of the ships.Then the big wait...hahahhaa.....
I really didn't do a lot of work just hoped they would enjoy it and check out FR too along the way.
Thanks again!!!
Osama bin Laden finally gets nailed and makes his way to the Pearly Gates. There he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind: "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
I hope your weather there is beautiful.
Great day today, FallGuy has started to tell me each day what the weather is in Oregon in different places. LOL
He is so cute. heh heh
Well - at the last port I was engaged in a very interesting conversation with a fellow who talked me into having a non-Spam dinner with him.
Wouldn't you know he turned out to be Buoy Bob's baby brother, Buoy BILL?!!!
Had to utilize all my best Marine maneuvers to ditch him, and missed your sailing.
Hitched a ride on a tramp steamer to catch up with you.
The Captain let me use his cabin, and I HAD A HOT SHOWER - EAT YER HEARTS OUT!!!
Fluffy towels instead of feed sacks - body wash instead of lye soap - a kimono to sleep in - ALONE, instead of sharing quarters with SB and Misty and 3 guys on the current rotation plan.
Anyway, I did miss the lot of you!
LOL.... I actually got a Mothers Day card from my little doggie.....
You are right though too that you met the better person later on. ( big smile)
Sorry you had a lot at work today.Glad you can play now giggle
Right, I am gullible.
"Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems."
The chief nodded.
The official continued, "Considering recent events, in your opinion, where has the white man gone wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied:
"When white man found this land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did most of the work. Medicine man free. Indian men hunted and fished all the time."
The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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