DFU SONG: Baby, You Can Drive My Car (don't let Janet drive her car) 5-11-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 5-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR

Tell us why all her records are sealed
Why have they not been revealed
Whenever she's sitting in that driver's seat
It is no time to be on the street

Don't let Janet drive her car…when she staggers from that bar
Don't let Janet drive her car…protect all the children

What has she done that the voters should know
The speculation will grow and grow
Whenever she sits in that driver's seat
It is no time to be on the street

Don't let Janet drive her car…when she staggers from that bar
Don't let Janet drive her car…protect all the children

Keep Janet off the street

Don't let Janet drive her car…when she staggers from that bar
Don't let Janet drive her car…protect all the children

Where is the press and a newspaper sleuth
Who will not quit till he has the truth
Whenever she sits in that driver's seat
It is no time to be on the street

Don't let Janet drive her car…when she staggers from that bar
Don't let Janet drive her car…protect all the children

Keep Janet off the street…keep Janet off the street
Keep Janet off the street…keep Janet off the street
Keep Janet off the street…keep Janet off the street
Keep Janet off the street…keep Janet off the street

[doug from upland]

Well, run with this. I expect to hear that it is being played on Florida radio stations and where she campaigns.

[Charles Henrickson]

Bumper-music bump for both your song and mine, "The Little Old Lady Named Janet Reno" (Go Janny Go!) .

[doug from upland]

Ping

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Hee hee hee!

 

 

B U M P

 

 

[99tango]

Is it true? Stevie Wonder wouldn't ride with Ted Kennedy or Janet Reno unless they let him (Stevie)drive.

[StarFan]

Very very funny. BTW, have you selected the songs which will appear on the FR CD?

[doug from upland]

Gonzo, let me know what is planned for the CD. Let's go over the list. A new business associate in Fort Myers may also be able to help with a studio he has and he can do an amazing Clinton voice.

[gonzo]

"...Gonzo, let me know what is planned for the CD. Let's go over the list. A new business associate in Fort Myers may also be able to help with a studio he has and he can do an amazing Clinton voice. .."

"...Very very funny. BTW, have you selected the songs which will appear on the FR CD? ..."

"...Bumper-music bump for both your song and mine, "The Little Old Lady Named Janet Reno" (Go Janny Go!)..." .

Well, guys, think August, 2002. I gotta sell two houses, and move into one new one, near the Gulf, on salt water! 'Chez-Gonzo', and 'Villa-Gonzo', are up for sale, and our offer on 'Casa-Gonzo' has been accepted.

When you can, Doug, send me some data on the Fort Myers connection. Since I'm moving, and Andy is too, we might prefer to take this project to a studio that's already working.

If Mata-Sherry hadn't offered to move to the salt-water-fishing place AND get rid of the Northern house, my stuff would be going together here. Now I'm packing-up, again!

Stay well and vigilant, guys..............FRegards

[doug from upland]

My expertise for most of my life has been in creative real estate. Let me know if I can give you any help.