Senator Barbie - Sarah Jessica Parker Embarrases Herself Again

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[opticoax]

Senator Jessica Parker

Actress Sarah Jessica Parker already has plans for when her acting career ends - she wants to be a politician. The Sex And The City star is a committed Democrat and says if she hadn't opted for a career on stage and screen, she would love to run for the United States Senate. Sarah says, "If I wasn't an actor, I'd want to be a senator for either California or New York. I see that it's the only effective way to change things. "I work for hard for charitable an political organisations because I think it's really important to try to leave the world a better place than you found it." And the actress is far from happy with the current American government. She adds, "I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kind of cuts he might make in programs that mean something to a lot of people, including my family."

[rwfok]

The ambitions of a Senator, the qualifications of an intern.

[Real Cynic No More]

"I'm worried about the kind of cuts he might make in programs that mean something to a lot of people, including my family."

With all the money she makes, she still wants to be on the government dole.

We need to coin a new term: "Hollywood Welfare".

[E=MC²]

Which goes to prove that too much sex in a city makes one STUPID.

[hsmomx3]

That would be hillarious!!

[DuncanWaring]

...shouldn't she be thinking about raising her unborn child?

Nope - that's what free government-funded daycare is for.

< / sarcasm>

[Brett66]

Why would a millionaire's family need a handout?

Because you're only a good liberal if you spend other people's money.

[Savage Beast]

Sarah's gonna get a big kick outta the taliban when the Democrats finally succeed in getting Islam established in the U.S.

But don't cound on being an elected official, Sarah--or an actress either. Maybe you could become a seamstress; there'll be a rush on burqas.

[Howlin]

If I am not mistaken, she once said something about some of her family being on welfare and food stamps. It makes you wonder, though, doesn't it? Not very compassionate, is she?

You'd think after her husband literally scoffed at the laws when he was drunk and killed an innocent driver and got off, they would have learned their lesson.

[Shooter 2.5]

I forgot the sarcasm tag. In fact, this article may be pretty old. I think it was posted here a couple of months ago.

Either that or the person can't keep her mouth shut.[OK, no need to comment on that sentence either.]

[Howlin]

Will this do?

[pubmom]

He did what?!?

How did I miss that? Grrrrrrrr!

[Hoosier Patriot]

If I wasn't an actor

Somebody really needs to fill her in on the facts of the matter. She's obviously delusional.

[metesky]

This is that same story from last year.

Not that it hurts to drag it out just to kick Ol' Senator Sarah around.

[dead]

A horse is a horse
Of course, of course,
But who ever heard
Of a talking horse?

[MissAmericanPie]

Do ya'll think she is pretty? I look at her and wonder with all the really beautiful girls that hit hollyweird trying to be stars, what quality she has that got her in the door.

[DainBramage]

She forgot the "and World Peace" part. Rookie.

[timydnuc]

I agree with you, give this bimbo to Annie (Coulter) for about 10 minutes in "Hannady and Butthead" and her "political a$$perations" will go in the toilet in 30 seconds. I be willing to bet that Annie has her in tears in the first minute.......Takers????

[SQUID]

Imagine if she won? "Uhm...ok..so...like...I want to like, thank everyone for helping me win....I promise to do the best I can on the environmental thingies and the health stuff...I just wanu make sure people are happy in America...because America is great!...RIGHT!!!" "Uhm, I want to thank my lover for helping me write this acceptance speech". "Thanks honey!" "Thanks Baby!! "Ohoh, too, I can't wait to sign my first law..that's gonna be fun...I want to travel to countries and make important decisions on the global stuff...and...and...beat those Republicans cause they are sooo not cool." "Whatever!"

NAAA!!!

[Republic]

Sarah is too stupid to debate with Ann. She would have trouble understanding anything that Ann would say, even if Ann resorted to childhood rhetoric in a fit of unbridled conservative compassion. Sarah likes to think she sounds compassionate and wants folks to think she is, well, intelligent. Poor baby. She needs to stick to lines written for her and forget the rest.