Divorcee had 'no choice' but to kill her depraved lover

The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 05/08/2002 | Paul Stokes

[nevergore]

Her claim in court.....

He was just "axing" for it....

NeverGore :^)

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Janet Charlton, 36, rained 20 blows down on the head, neck and shoulders of Daniel O'Brien with a double-handed axe,

And when she saw what she had done, she gave the bastard twenty-one.

[Restorer]

Mr O'Brien was found face-down on the floor, blindfolded, with plastic handcuffs on each wrist, gagged by a rubber ball attached to a leather collar around his neck.

Sounds like self-defense to me!

[Gabz]

I was going to say something............But I think I better not.

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Enterprise]

"Janet Charlton, 36, rained 20 blows down on the head"

"We went into one of the rooms and a lot of men had sex with me."

Sounds to me like this goofy broad rained blows on a lot of heads.

[wattsmag2]

Lizzy Borden, come on down!

[usadave]

Asked by her counsel, Robert Smith QC, why she had killed him, Charlton replied: "I had no choice, there was no way that my daughter was going to be harmed in any way or killed and no way that I was either. I had no choice."

Obviously Charlton didn't consider the option of just moving out and getting on with her life.
I guess that would have been too logical.

[M. Peach]

Hell hath no fury.....

[PokeyJoe]

so, any pictures of the Ham&Egg Plate?

[dighton]

"I'm a good girl, I am."

Alas for her, the jury has 'no choice' but to convict.

[madprof98]

Multiculturalism is wonderful. So many differences, yet we are all ONE under the skin. Why, these very people could be named Van Dam. They could live in Kalifornia!

[Poohbah]

Yup. That self-defense plea going to really work...is her attorney Edgar Steele, by any chance?

[Shermy]

English men seem to enjoy such things. For example:

CAMP X-RAY CLOTHES TEST: ONE HOUR IN HELL (Boo hoo gag)

[jokar]

Hell hath no fury..... like a woman Porned ?

[Gabz]

Obviously Charlton didn't consider the option of just moving out and getting on with her life.

Obviously Charlton didn't consider the option of just getting on with her life.

That would have necessitated intelligent thought.

[PokeyJoe]

Well, at least she's not wearing a blue dress.

[general_re]

Mr O'Brien was found face-down on the floor, blindfolded, with plastic handcuffs on each wrist, gagged by a rubber ball attached to a leather collar around his neck.

The axe was embedded in his skull, with a black and silver leopardskin-effect suspender belt draped over it and a pair of white, fishnet stockings.

What a coincidence - that's just how I want to be remembered, too...

[steve-b]

I've heard of whips and chains... but an axe?

[dennisw]

You are the winner of quips on this thread! IMHO!