'Course some pilot who's gone off his nut being at the controls of the plane doesn't bother her feeling of safety. The solution, of course, is to not allow any pilots on the plane either. Then Cokie can feel perfectly safe. Sam Donaldson can fly it.
I've got an even better idea...
There are up to 400 people on a jumbo jet... and only TWO pilots. This is inherently unfair and unDemocratic. In addition, the pilot was probably not selected for the position in an unbiased manner; most likely the pilot was probably selected by biased testing using criteria that are unfairly slanted toward people with high IQs, experience, and money to pay for flying lessons! Certainly, all people who want to pilot a Jumbo Jet should get an equal shot at it... Where, afterall, are the blind pilots and others who were unable to pass that biased test? I was told that only people who speak English can pilot Jumbo Jets and that is obviously discriminatory!
The passengers should popularly elect one of their own to pilot the plane... or perhaps a committee, made up of members of every ethnic, racial, gender, sexual orientation and age genographic, should be in charge of piloting the plane.
There, that's the Democrat way!