Exactly what I was thinking. I thought about just numbering all streets, but that would just offend all the mathematicians. I thought about lettering all the streets but that would probably offend all teachers who teach the alphabet. Maybe we should just go back to the old caveman way of communication, 1 grunt for the street I live on, 2 grunts for the town, etc. No, not that either, any cavemen around would get their feelings hurt. What will we do? I'm really getting worried about this. All this thinking before my second cup of coffee gives me a headache.
Speaking of Cavemen, have you ever notice that, despite reams of evidence that mankind originated in Africa, all cavemen are depicted as dirty white people? =)