Chronicles of the "Porta-Potty War" (Patriots Rally for America - 4/20/02)

D.C. Chapter of Free Republic ^ | April 23, 2002 | Angelwood

[Angelwood]

Much has been said about the "Porta-Potty War" and not enough credit has been given to those stalwart individuals who took on that difficult and challenging task of protecting and defending our porta-potties from the incursion of the unwashed hoards and pro-terrorist supporters. Everyone who manned "porta-potty" duty deserves recognition and a medal -- The Order of the Porta-Potty Defender. Kudos to them all.

[technochick99]

the Park Police pulled in reinforcements along our perimeters and brought in the mounted police and their magnificent horses.

Those lefties are truly a menace to normal people everywhere. Thank God for the Park Police. You could have had a (stupid) riot on your hands.

[Dinsdale]

Simple solution.

Set one up as bait.

Wait untill a commie gos in to use it.

Duct tape it shut then turn it over onto the door. (works best if the porta-potty is near capacity)

[oc-flyfish]

I truly think this will go down as great bit of FR history. Registered... can we get a graphic for the occasion?

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

You will stay right where you are on the thread.

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[who knows what evil?]

Everyone who manned "porta-potty" duty deserves recognition and a medal -- The Order of the Porta-Potty Defender.

That's really cool...maybe I'll have a plaque made up to display over the fireplace. I'm truly humbled. Once again...my sincere thanks to EVERYONE who made this rally an event the wife and I will never forget! THEY are the ones who really deserve the medals, and the appreciation of Americans everywhere!

[Liberal Classic]

Enlightening and disgusting all at the same time.

[Fred Mertz]

Thanks for putting all the trickling information into one thread Angelwood.

I planted my chair on the side away from the porta-potties and the crowds near them. I never had to use them and am glad I avoided seeing the entire mess so I could listen to the rally speakers and meet new and old FReepers in the crowd.

I felt a little guilty for not helping you with that punk from Pittsburgh with the sign at our rally; I wouldn't have had the patience that you displayed in finally getting him and his friends evicted. So from that point of view, I exercised restraint.

Thanks again for the wonderful rally you DC Chapter folks put on!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Message from FReepers to Commies:
We're not gonna take your crap.

[Cinnamon Girl]

This is a beautiful example of what kind of lowlife vermin inhabit the far left wings of American politics/society. Having participated in many different rallies myself, I know from experience that lefty liberals can be counted on to hold up their middle finger, scream extreme obscenities in front of children, and basically do whatever it takes to disgust decent people into silence.

WAY TO GO ALL D.C. FREEPERS for standing up to those gross pigs.

[RippleFire]

[RippleFire]

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

As the day wore on, it became a point for the lefties to try to gain access. The younger ones really don't understand the meaning of word, no. I was accused of rank discrimination. I agreed as I said it was my right to do so. A tough concept for socialists to grasp as only they believe that they have rights. Our group of stalwart commode commandos also indicated if the stricken needed to use the potty that they could purchase one of our beautiful buttons or barring that the museums were open.

After the rally was over - during my Metro ride home, I had the brilliant idea (I always come up with brilliant ideas long after they are needed) that perhaps if the distressed were willing to recite the pledge of allegiance and sing the first verse of the national anthem that perhaps they could be allowed to use a specified potty.

Thanks to all for organizing a fun filled, exciting day in our nation's capitol.

[glock rocks]

come on, folks, we're conservatives here.

Porta Potty usage: $5.00, paper: $1.00/sheet

then just charge the unclean.

[ProudEagle]

One of the smart-aleck kids yelled back, “I think I will and I’ll come back and kill you.

Well now ain't he just a cute little Islamic terrorist recruit. Congrats and thanks to all who stood their ground for us on the left coast that day.

[Black Agnes]

I think you should have called DYFS on this kid & his mother. What kind of violent environment must that kid be exposed to to have uttered such a thing. I think a nice social worker should have paid this family a visit...

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

-- they also had assistants with video cameras filming their attempts to get past the porta-potty FReepers on duty.

These clymers would have a point if those were public facilities ( like the morons at DU think ), but they weren't. I don't think their tapes will ever show up on the news, but if they do in the future, we need to set the record straight at once. The libs proved they don't know how to use a bathroom, which is what you were trying to prevent.

[Dinsdale]

OK you don't like the idea of turning it on its door with the commies inside.

How about a double decker, commies on the bottom.

[backhoe]

Ignore the cynic at #14-- at least you are making an effort, which I greatly appreciate from my little redoubt in flyover country.

The childishness and maliciousness of these "people" is appalling. I wish we could ship them to the Worker's Paradise of Cuba so they could get a dose of what a truly oppressive country is really like.
My thanks to all of you.