"I have more mobility," she said. "I can go to Wal-Mart and buy clothes off the rack.
I'm glad she lost all this weight, but still 425 lbs! Omar the tent maker is still in business!
"I have more mobility," she said. "I can go to Wal-Mart and buy clothes off the rack.
How about a new ad campaign ala the Subway weight loss dude? I can see it now:
Reward yourself after losing weight. Come to Wal-Mart and buy a new outfit! Sizes up to 56XXXXXL!
This quote is priceless to anyone outside of Bentonville. Not that we would stereotype the average Wal-Mart customer.