[DJ88]

Have they said why they are being evacuated?

Expert on MSNBC is saying that it is "improbable" that it would be hard for this plane to "climb"...they're not buying this "accident" story, either.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Keep in mind that MSNBC is hype central. Anchor babbling on about how they are just moments away from the "much-anticipated, much heralded, long-awaited new Osama Bin Laden video", break to shot of serious looking guy in high-techno Super-TranslaterMax headphones, "and we'll bring that breaking information to you as soon as it makes its broadcast premiere".