Hey watch it, honey, I RESEMBLE that remark!!(as I prepare to drive my Toreador Red Windstar to take my daughter to the orthodontist!)
My personal favorite is my "Ya Mama was Pro-Life Dawlin!" bumper sticker. Sir SuziQ and I were driving down the road one day and a car drove up beside us and the driver had a hand-lettered sign up against her window that read "My mom is pro-choice". We just howled, because she OBVIOUSLY didn't get it!!
Another favorite is "Visualize Whirled Peas".
I saw one once that I loved... "Half the patients who enter an abortion clinic NEVER COME OUT ALIVE!"
EVERYBODY knows the movers and shakers drive aqua blue pearl coat Honda Odysseys LOL!
Or is it white Volvo station wagons?
Ummm... I'm afraid that YOU'RE the one who didn't get it ... Dawlin.