Don't Drive Anywhere for Any Reason
Don't Eat Styrofoam
Don't Use Any Paper Products for Any Reason
Don't Give Birth to Any Children for Any Reason
When Breathing, Exhale Only Occasionally
Don't Eat Meat Except for Eggs Which Represent Choice
Don't Buy Toilets That Work
I could go on, but I'm embarrassed I know so much of the wackovist agenda.