[NEWwoman]

I thought black was slimming. Maybe she should order everyone else to wear white or horizontal stripes, so they look fatter. Then, she can look good. Or at least appear slimmer.

[wimpycat]

If I had legs like Hillary's (and I'm afraid I'm getting close) and a butt like Hillary's (thank God, I'm safe there!), I wouldn't wear anything but black from the waist down, either. Especially if I was being filmed--the camera adds 10lbs. to your weight.