[Howlin]

Now, you know Donatela has dibs on the dress! And of course they'll be married in D.C. I've seen their house though. It ain't all "that." They'll be mooching off some of their 'friends.' I think you're correct about the cathedral. The Kennedy Center for the reception?

[codebreaker]

I think it would be too much for Ian to move in with mother in law and force The Queen to sleep in her Senate office. (although I would really like to that one)

The public spectacle would be bigger in Washington, but all the money is in New York and closer access to the 'Masters of the Universe.'

[TAP ONLINE]

Ah, a spring wedding. Blue is appropriate.

At last!, Monica has somewhere she can wear that special dress.

[Miss Marple]

Well, we know it won't be at Sally Quinn's house! Ha!

I am sorry to say this, but I am certain they will use the National Cathedral. Lynda Bird Johnson was married to Chuck Robb there, so I know it is used for weddings, and besides, the pastor is a woman priest (perfect for Hillary) and no other place will accomodate the crowd of guests they will invite. You KNOW they will invite plenty of Hollywood people (look how they have sucked up to Madonna et al) and the stars will be HAPPY to accomodate them with their attendance, so as to make a PUBLIC display of support for the Clintons.

Any Republicans invited will be placed on the spot of having to attend and be used or decline and be castigated by the press. Any criticism will be framed as "mean-spirited."

They will invite President Bush in order to show how magnanimous they are, and for security reasons he will have to decline, so that he can be portrayed as divisive.

I bet they have been planning this for months. Hillary will have a massive make-over and more bo-tox injections so that she can look "radiant."

I repeat, I am hoping we bomb Iraq the night before.

[codebreaker]

At least Chelsea will have a designer dress to wear for her wedding, I wouldnt trust Versace though-the montrosity could be a Hall of Fame worthy Oscar 'worst dressed' moment!