[bert]

The thing I'm worried about is clothes... What is proper attire for a wedding Freep??

[Howlin]

Grampa Dave and Fintan will be in charge of the men's attire!

[Miss Marple]

The proper attire for a wedding freep is that which is worn to the wedding. In other words, if as a guest you would wear a coat and tie, then the same for a wedding freep.

Hats are required for lady freepers.

We must dress up for this occasion, demonstrating our superior taste and decorum. No freeping at the bride and groom, but the same courtesy will not be extended to the rest of the wedding party nor the guests.

[codebreaker]

From what I have gathered so far the Wedding freep at the National Cathedral for the ladies will consist of Navy Blue Gap Dress with matching blue thongs/birkenstock sandals with the famous beret smeared with dollops Coffee Creamer and water. (movie trick for appropriate sustance required)

Men's attire has two choices, a tux from Sears with the price tags still on it-White and Black hefty bags or both.(with Cigars and Altoid mints)

Paperback copies of the Starr Report and Leaves of Grass will be given as 'wedding gifts.'