[Grampa Dave]

Should I wear a white or black garbage bag to the wedding?

[Howlin]

I'm putting you and Finatan in charge of the men's outfits.

[codebreaker]

The Labor Day rules have been relaxed so a white Hefty bag wouldn't raise eyebrows...can you imagine the Freeps in the streets with the celebrities present

Talk about loaded for bear at close range!