I'm putting you and Finatan in charge of the men's outfits.
One of the ways we will know this is true is if there are suddenly lots of calls for designers to help the Hollywood stars with their attire.
One can only hope they are as successful as they were at the Oscars. Har!
I will just go to Costco and get a king size box of white garbage bags and a king size box of black garbage bags.
I would recommend that we all wear beach thongs on our feet.
Then we can each purchase a Moniker Licker Blue Beret to top off our dress bags.