USO Canteen Freeper Style Show...Thursday 04-04-02

04/04/02 | Billie (Original Thread written by SnowBunny and Graphics by Billie returns tomorrow)

[Billie]

The Thin Man's Spring Spectacular
USO Canteen
Freeper Style Show Extravaganza

It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops.  The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?

I think Beamer wants to say hi. Beamer is the Canteen Mascot.

Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!

Our first model is.....uh-oh... looks like they're not quite ready for prime time. Say, have you heard the one about....?

Here's Whoever, looking like the vision she is, or is that.... isn't?

Mama_Bear's looking like one fine Mama, isn't she? Something about those California bears!

I tell you, that DaisyScarlett doesn't just look good, she can COOK, too!

Everybody loves a redhead! Here's the Canteen's sassy redhead, SassyMom....

Ah, Victoria Delsoul.....with a name like that, you know she's gotta be beautiful.....

Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!

Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)

Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.

One last look at some of the lovely ladies of the Canteen, and then we'll......
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......

Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.

CREDITS

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Air and Ground Transportation:

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Flowers:

ST.LOUIE1

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Advertising and Promotional:

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Set Design:

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Animals on Loan from:

[Severa]

Um. *looks* Third one from left. My hair's not quite that long but it's really close to that color.

[Snow Bunny]

SpookBrat, your dream is hilarious !!!!! I love it!

[Snow Bunny]

IG I am soooo glad to see you. You work so hard, I always pray hard for your safety on the road too.

Have a nice seat here and relax, let me know if I can get you anything.

((((((( hug ))))))

[Snow Bunny]

Hi whoever, I hope you had a fabulous day! You look fantastic today in the Fashion Show !!!!!

(( hug ))

[Severa]

GAHHH it's friggin 11:30pm almost here and my kids are REFUSING to go to sleep. *holds up her Budweiser longneck, bout half empty in a toast* Here's to a (hopefully) sound night's sleep and no rain for the upcoming homecoming.

[Snow Bunny]

Thank you for the beautiful flowers for the Fashion Show. The whole room smells like Spring.

[HiJinx]

Well, her outfit look fantabulous!
It was kinda hard to see who herself...!! LOL!!

[HiJinx]

Oops...look = looked

[whoever]

Thank you. I had the only kind of day allowed, a great day!!

I was highly entertained by the show today. You looked fantabulous, even in your jammies and bunny slippers.

[Snow Bunny]

Hi my dear friend!

Maybe there will be a good old movie on TV tonight,. Can you lay in bed and watch TV. It might help for relaxing. Maybe not. hahhaaaaa

[whoever]

..and watch TV. It might help for relaxing...

Not if Tom Selleck is on...............

[4TheFlag]

UUHHH OHHHH, I took a walk down to the Beamer National Monument...not good...

See that little white spot down there about middle right of the cliffs...sigh....that's it.

[Snow Bunny]

giggle...It is so neat whoever, I REALLY do have bunny slippers, the kind that look like stuffed animals and you slide your foot into them, drives my cat crazy. hahahaha

[Norb2569]

Wow, that was really neat Snow Bunny, that you and Fall Guy took the time to go to the airport to meet our beloved COB1!

HOW FANTASTIC IT MUST FEEL TO BE LOVED THAT MUCH!!

[MistyCA]

LOL .... no.... I will have to tell you about it in freepmail sometime! lmao......

[MistyCA]

Well, that's comforting!

[Norb2569]

Love today's opening style show!! I want to thank The Thin Man for such outstanding work!

[MistyCA]

Have you ever seen an antennae spiral? 25 ft of chain link fence can rip up a car pretty good. OUCH....don't want to remember that, really. My daughter had a tiny cut on her leg in spite of the fact there were no windows left. She very definately has an angel. She also has a Tahoe now!

[4TheFlag]

Hey who, are you just going to go

all night?

[whoever]

No, I am here,,,,,,,and there ,,,,,and here ,,,,and there