USO Canteen Freeper Style Show...Thursday 04-04-02

04/04/02 | Billie (Original Thread written by SnowBunny and Graphics by Billie returns tomorrow)

[Billie]

The Thin Man's Spring Spectacular
USO Canteen
Freeper Style Show Extravaganza

It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops.  The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?

I think Beamer wants to say hi. Beamer is the Canteen Mascot.

Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!

Our first model is.....uh-oh... looks like they're not quite ready for prime time. Say, have you heard the one about....?

Here's Whoever, looking like the vision she is, or is that.... isn't?

Mama_Bear's looking like one fine Mama, isn't she? Something about those California bears!

I tell you, that DaisyScarlett doesn't just look good, she can COOK, too!

Everybody loves a redhead! Here's the Canteen's sassy redhead, SassyMom....

Ah, Victoria Delsoul.....with a name like that, you know she's gotta be beautiful.....

Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!

Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)

Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.

One last look at some of the lovely ladies of the Canteen, and then we'll......
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......

Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.

CREDITS

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Air and Ground Transportation:

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Flowers:

ST.LOUIE1

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Advertising and Promotional:

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Set Design:

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Animals on Loan from:

[SAMWolf]

Are all the contestants ready to go to the "After Fashion Show" Dinner with the MC?

[SassyMom]

We're ready Mr. Wolf.... :)

[Billie]

Which one is Severa? :)

[blackie]

The bike is ready, come on down... :o)

[SAMWolf]

I don't know, I just took a group picture and forgot to ask names.

[SAMWolf]

It'll be my pleasure SassyMom.

[Billie]

Ooooh, lookit you, Mr. Wolf.......

I can't decide what to wear :(

            

Oh, WAIT!!! I know.......My ~Original T Man~!

[SAMWolf]

I love it when you dress in the skimpy outfits!

[Billie]

I think I heard T Man say he used to design for Frederick's of Hollywood before I gave him his chance for fame here, at the Canteen, today, with this thread, that he worked so very hard on. :)

[Slip18]

Red is my absolute favoritist color to wear. Red strapless jumpsuit. I love it! Thank you so much!

I'm going to ping a few of the WFTD students over here to see your work, if you don't mind? We can aspire to be as good as you!

The girls are pinged first!

[SpookBrat]

OK, here is my entry for the fashion show. I better win or I'll demand a recount. I'll rip you a new one if y'all say I'm ugly.

(I'm not really this ugly (I hope). I'm trying my best to look it here. LOL This was me at Halloween 2 years ago. I went as a "nerd going to the prom". I had my hair greased down with Vitalis. I wore a sign that said, "Kick me" on my back and had toilet paper hanging out of my dress. It was great! My costume was so good, no one would talk to me. People were looking at me funny and asking my friends, "Does she really dress like that?". Humph! How rude!)

[Slip18]

Now the Croqs!

[SpookBrat]

I forgot to ping you on my post. LOL Hey, your stomach will really be turning when you see my picture. ROFL!~

[4TheFlag]

The bolt and mount just sheered right off, and I can't for the life of me figure out why! It's a Jeep Cherokee LTD. I AM STRANDED!

See, ya shoulda bought a FORD TRUCK, right who?

[SassyMom]

ROFLOL...... Oh my, you are so much fun. hahahahahaha

[SAMWolf]

ROTFL! What a great story.

[lodwick]

OUTSTANDING! ;-)

[whoever]

..ya shoulda bought a FORD TRUCK..

wellll....there might possibly, potentially, conceivably, be a differing opinion out there somewhere.

If you want Beamer, you will probably find him here. He has not left his post all day.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Alright!!

[4TheFlag]

wellll....there might possibly, potentially, conceivably, be a differing opinion

NO WAY, NEVER, No how.....

Yeah I saw Beamer earlier, he's parked there in the kitchen in front of the stove like he's hungry, hey, that 2nd delivery truck MADE IT today didn't it???