USO Canteen Freeper Style Show...Thursday 04-04-02

04/04/02 | Billie (Original Thread written by SnowBunny and Graphics by Billie returns tomorrow)

[Billie]

The Thin Man's Spring Spectacular
USO Canteen
Freeper Style Show Extravaganza

It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops.  The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?

I think Beamer wants to say hi. Beamer is the Canteen Mascot.

Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!

Our first model is.....uh-oh... looks like they're not quite ready for prime time. Say, have you heard the one about....?

Here's Whoever, looking like the vision she is, or is that.... isn't?

Mama_Bear's looking like one fine Mama, isn't she? Something about those California bears!

I tell you, that DaisyScarlett doesn't just look good, she can COOK, too!

Everybody loves a redhead! Here's the Canteen's sassy redhead, SassyMom....

Ah, Victoria Delsoul.....with a name like that, you know she's gotta be beautiful.....

Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!

Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)

Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.

One last look at some of the lovely ladies of the Canteen, and then we'll......
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......

Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.

CREDITS

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Air and Ground Transportation:

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Flowers:

ST.LOUIE1

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Advertising and Promotional:

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Set Design:

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Animals on Loan from:

[SassyMom]

Thanks for the BEAUTIFUL flowers. Once again, you have out done yourself. Thanks for all you do here at the Canteen. You are one in a MILLION!!!! :)

[Mama_Bear]

......and tossed the patriotic winged one.

That's okay, no problem. That patriotic winged one was a little much anyway. Didn't really fit in, and I never could figure out what she was holding......looked like a bread knife to me. LOL! :-)

[SAMWolf]

When I get home, I'll post my "Dress up and go to Sunday meetings" outfit.

[Billie]

LOL! Put your eyeballs back in! Hey, I like those two models in the next-to-last frame myself. :)

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

A Word FOR Our Biggest Sponsor, The US Military

Please take a moment and Thank a Service Man or Woman.
Just Click on the logo to send an e-mail.

[Bahbah]

Hm, a daisy for my lapel while I attend the show. Most thoughtful.

[Billie]

LOL! Now, seeeeeee - I said you'd like it.

Oh, darn it! I forgot something. Shoot! I was going to post my original creation by The Thin Man in the first block, and I forgot!

[SassyMom]

I only would only rely on Jack D for "medicinal" purposes. And that includes mental ailments. *giggle*

[Billie]

Thank you for the beautiful flowers you bring us every day, you sweet friend. :)

[Billie]

I did miss it - I asked the moderators to delete that thread, and I know I missed some comments. I insist you repost your cleverer thank you. :)

[HiJinx]

Woo Hoo! You are lookin' good, everyone! Great job on the show...whaddya say we make this an annual event, eh?

[Billie]

This one? I didn't think I could fit everything in and wanted to especially use the emcee one!

[SassyMom]

ROFLOL... I love this post about the Dodgers. hahaha

[Billie]

Geez! Only if I can get a little more help next year. :)

[McCloud-Strife]

"Hi, McCloud - thanks for joining us today - hey, we can all be redheads if you want us to! :)"

I think I might just have died and went to heaven, someone pinch me... on second thought, don't.
I love the work all of you are doing here in case I did not say it before. In case I did say it before, It's worth repeating

[The Thin Man]

Geez! Only if I can get a little more help next year. :)

You're so cute, trying to take credit for my production. What a kidder.

Did you notice how both you and Bunny have exactly 14 outfits. I tried to show complete impartiality. :-)

[RonDog]

WONDERFUL images, Billie!!!

Your "fashion" gals look a LOT like one that I just saw yesterday on the profile page of coteblanche:

Is there any CONNECTION between these images? Same artist?

[Lee'sGhost]

It wasn't THAT clever. Suffice it to say that I was paying homage to the USO Billie and Bunnie Show.

Now, where's SassyMom with that Black Jack. I feel a snake bite coming on.

[headsonpikes]

Canteen Post Office Bump!

[HiJinx]

A little more help? Look at the credits!
You had a cast of hunnerts working on it this year!

Oh, all right. Let's see, I know 10th Mountain has some really good graphics arts people, and the 26th MEU is bound to have a couple of construction wizzes to help with the stage work, the flyboys out at Diego Garcia are bound to have some network gurus, and we can get the Mess Specialists aboard the JFK to provide hor's d'ouvres, right?

How's that for a little more help?
I mean, can you imagine what all those guys would do for a chance to work on a fashion show with all you lovely ladies?!?!?!?