USO Canteen Freeper Style Show...Thursday 04-04-02

04/04/02 | Billie (Original Thread written by SnowBunny and Graphics by Billie returns tomorrow)

[Billie]

The Thin Man's Spring Spectacular
USO Canteen
Freeper Style Show Extravaganza

It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops.  The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?

I think Beamer wants to say hi. Beamer is the Canteen Mascot.

Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!

Our first model is.....uh-oh... looks like they're not quite ready for prime time. Say, have you heard the one about....?

Here's Whoever, looking like the vision she is, or is that.... isn't?

Mama_Bear's looking like one fine Mama, isn't she? Something about those California bears!

I tell you, that DaisyScarlett doesn't just look good, she can COOK, too!

Everybody loves a redhead! Here's the Canteen's sassy redhead, SassyMom....

Ah, Victoria Delsoul.....with a name like that, you know she's gotta be beautiful.....

Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!

Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)

Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.

One last look at some of the lovely ladies of the Canteen, and then we'll......
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......

Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.

CREDITS

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Air and Ground Transportation:

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Flowers:

ST.LOUIE1

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Advertising and Promotional:

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Set Design:

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Animals on Loan from:

[Darlin']

Billie, You're an amazing lady. What a great job this is and I don't even want to think about the time and effort it took to complete. It's just great, it's, well, it's just darlin'. :)

[Diver Dave]

Ahem, Diver! Notice anything?

Yes, but I'm not going to say anything.

I yield to Louie's expertise.

I'm just setting up Louie for his comments cuz I won't be able to stay long.

[Billie]

Love your bike - hey, we can race if I can get someone to drive this.

I don't know where Blackie is today - you may have to take up some of the slack on the ground transportation. :)

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Now I understand what all that talk about sewing was about.
I had to excuse my self from the judging because I'm partial to you.

[Billie]

You're welcome, and thanks! I think they're about the cutest things I've ever seen, too. :)

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Have I told you TODAY what a great artist you are?

[Billie]

Maybe he'll be here later - hope so. I think everyone enjoys your friendly rivalry. :)

[Diver Dave]

Were Louie and I supposed to be starving ourselves too?

Geez, nobody tells me anything. :^)

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Have I told you TODAY Thank You for the USO Canteen?
God Bless You Both

[Billie]

Yeah! Mama_Bear does it for me!

WHOO HOO! Lookie here, MB! :)

[Mama_Bear]

I heard my name mentioned. LOL!
Thank you, Bogie. *blush*
Billie certainly did a wonderful job making us all look good. :-)

[Alberta's Child]

With all due respect to all the USO ladies out there, Victoria "Cowgirl" Delsoul and Victoria "Lavender Gown" Delsoul share first prize here. LOL!

[SAMWolf]

And don't forget that each of our contestants will receive a Bouquet of Daisies in their choice of colors(too match the lovely outfits), a copy of the SAS Survival Encyclopedia (to help fight off all those admirers) and a copy of "Barbie Charms The World" game.

[Billie]

Hi, there you are, blackie! uglybiker was just volunteering to help you with transportation. :)

[Mama_Bear]

WHOO HOO! Lookie here, MB! :)

LOL! Yes, I saw that. Made my day! :-)

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Now Hear This
USS DECATUR DDG 73
The women are here!
And for the women crew members
there are male models also!

[SAMWolf]

I heard that the judges can be bribed with copious quantities of "Sliders (AKA. Belly Bombers, White Castle Hamburgers".

Probably just a rumor though.

[Aquamarine]

Aquamarine, I had nothing to do with the fashion show. :-)

Hey, I'm gullible!
Here's a rose for your jacket anyway.

[Billie]

That's such a nice thing to say, Aeronaut. Thank you so much!

[Snow Bunny]

LOL....why please tell Derek Zoolander and Mugatu thank you for the 5 Stars for the Fashion Show...giggle...

You look great Sam.Love the jacket.