[ThreeYearLurker]

Ballard is a ghetto in Seattle. A ghetto full of old Norwegians. I once worked there in college, a customer once came to me and said, you can't help me, I only want to talk to a Norwegian. Crazy stuff.

[Clemenza]

Ballard is a ghetto in Seattle. A ghetto full of old Norwegians

Sounds like much of Wisconsin and Minnesota. You would think that the Norwegian Mafia would keep the riff raff out!