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DFU SONG: Teddy Bears Picnic (AnnaZ gun debate) 3-23-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from UPland

Posted on 03/23/2002 10:50:51 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - TEDDY BEARS PICNIC

She's well-prepared and would take them on at L.A.'s own Harbor College
To argue with the gun grabber crowd, it's great to be armed with knowledge

There is one thing that she has learned right
Don't use a knife if it's a gun fight
Today, our AnnaZ had ripped them a new one

She and Herrst did an awesome job…poor Jennifer started crying
When Blek came out there was no surprise…immediately he's lying

There is one thing that she has learned right
Don't use a knife if it's a gun fight
Today, our AnnaZ had ripped them a new one

It was really uproarious…she's becoming notorious
All the lowlifes have learned, they've learned…they'd better not go after her
They have finally all gotten smart…she would shoot off a body part
And if you've seen her shoot, seen her shoot…I am certain you would concur

Although Anna is very sweet…she is packing some major heat
She does not plan to be a victim…she is no victim, for sure
They have finally all gotten smart…she would shoot off a body part
And if you've seen her shoot, seen her shoot…I am certain you would concur

The facts were rolling right off her tongue…she heard lots of wild cheering
Whenever truth is told publicly, the gun grabbers all are fearing

There is one thing that she has learned right
Don't use a knife if it's a gun fight
Today, our AnnaZ had ripped them a new one

When the facts have come to light
And women learn that once again they can be out safe at night
There is great empowerment
To be a crime statistic they can now prevent
Lessons were learned years ago
In Arkansas when to her room Mr. Rapist came
Had she been armed, some lead he'd have eaten
It would have ended there
We wouldn't know Mrs. Broaddrick's name

(musical interlude)

When the facts have come to light
And women learn that once again they can be out safe at night
There is great empowerment
To be a crime statistic they can now prevent
Lessons were learned years ago
In Arkansas when to her room Mr. Rapist came
Had she been armed, some lead he'd have eaten
It would have ended there
We wouldn't know Mrs. Broaddrick's name


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: gungrabberssuck; gunssavelives; moregunslesscrime

1 posted on 03/23/2002 10:50:51 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: AnnaZ, mercuria
ANNA LEAVES 'EM CRYING AND BLOODIED (a little hyperbolic, I admit)
2 posted on 03/23/2002 10:54:09 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
You are tooooooo much! LOL!
 
Thanks, dfu. I feel like I've finally arrived!

3 posted on 03/23/2002 11:05:51 AM PST by AnnaZ
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To: AnnaZ
Thanks to you for fighting the fight.
4 posted on 03/23/2002 11:12:53 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
ROTFLMAO!!! Thank you soo much DfU!
5 posted on 03/23/2002 11:24:51 AM PST by HangFire
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To: StarFan
Ping
6 posted on 03/23/2002 11:44:50 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I love it!!
7 posted on 03/23/2002 7:10:56 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: AnnaZ; rebuildus; Cortez; abigail2; HangFire; Lady Jenn; Outraged; Kithlyara; PRND21; Driver...
AnnaZ bump
8 posted on 03/23/2002 7:31:29 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge; AnnaZ; Doug From Upland
Alas I was three thousand miles from what must have been a most entertaining evening.

Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown

9 posted on 03/23/2002 7:34:13 PM PST by harpseal
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To: lowbridge; AnnaZ; Doug From Upland
BUMP
10 posted on 03/23/2002 7:48:27 PM PST by TLBSHOW
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To: AnnaZ
"I feel like I've finally arrived!"

You arrived a long time ago!
11 posted on 03/23/2002 8:24:38 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: doug from upland; AnnaZ
Great work once again Doug, talk about prolific!

Anna, you put the "smackdown" on the gun grabbers! I especially love the crossed out names on the list after you treated them to the truth. Well done!

The Rock would be proud of you, too!

12 posted on 03/23/2002 9:05:51 PM PST by jrewingjr
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To: doug from upland; AnnaZ; Mercuria; lowbridge; hangfire; ALL
You go, Belle-friend!! I am so proud of ya that I could just bust! Haven't heard much from you and Merc lately, but then, I've been down in the mouth (literally and figuratively) and down in the dumps and just -- down, for a while now. Not the slammin' kind of "down" -- just the down kind of down.

I wanna to get up and OUT of this yucky bed, and get back to target practice! (Mama's got a brand new piece, but she hasn't been able to go shootin' with it yet. Just at the gun shop and range where I bought that puppy!) Glocks rock!

Makin' progress: first surgery (oral surgery, but in a hospital thanks to my crummy pre-existing conditions -- aka "complications") is on April 4th at 9am. If you would send up a wee prayer or light a teensy candle for me that morning (it's Central time), I would be most obliged!

Merc -- you too!! And you have some email from me buried in one of your accounts! I think it's a Mercurial mailbox?? It's from some chick @att.net.

My major stuff is starting to happen now; I need all of ya! Prayers, good vibes, white healing light -- all are accepted more than gladly and appreciated more than I could ever express! Once the oral surgery mess is taken care of, I should be able to drop some of these stupid drugs, and think well enough to write (like a true Southern, packin' Belle!) and make sense once again!! And my writin' finger, along with my trigger finger, are both itchin' like they've been in some kudzu that had company!! ;-}

Love every one ya! God bless ya!

13 posted on 03/24/2002 2:33:23 AM PST by Beep
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To: SLJP
Glocks rock!

you rang? :-)

prayers and best wishes on the way for you. take care and get better.
i can patiently wait for more of your wonderful writing,
but kudzu waits for no one... get well and get that trigger finger busy.

shoot fast. shoot straight. shoot safe. practice. carry.

14 posted on 03/24/2002 6:30:28 AM PST by glock rocks
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To: doug from upland; .45MAN; AnnaZ
Too cool!

Doug, you're an artiste!

0~<);-)

15 posted on 03/24/2002 7:00:39 AM PST by dansangel
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To: lowbridge
Thanks for the bump, lowbridge.....have a wonderful Palm Sunday!
16 posted on 03/24/2002 7:23:15 AM PST by dansangel
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To: AnnaZ
Great job! With talented people like you, we are winning the culture war against socialism, anti gunism, communism and all the bad isms!

I hope that Dr John Lott reads FR and has read about your trip to neutralize the anti gunism creatures from the dark side!

17 posted on 03/24/2002 7:25:22 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: StarFan
Pinging you to avoid a reprimand.
18 posted on 03/24/2002 12:03:34 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: glock rocks; doug from upland
Hey GR! You are a sweetie! I appreciate your prayers and good thoughts more than you could ever know! You've read my writing?! That's extremely kind of you to say. Right now, they have me on so many meds, I couldn't write a grocery list properly; it feels that way, anyhow!

Doug F. Upland (*G*), I finally got my MIDI to work; I've added a lot of new software, and one of my programs elected itself to be "default," and it wasn't giving up its title without a fight! Eventually, I let it know who's boss! You have a cute little parody there! Very nice work!

God bless you both!

19 posted on 03/24/2002 9:19:29 PM PST by Beep
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To: lowbridge; AnnaZ
AnnaZ bump
Bump AnnaZ
20 posted on 03/25/2002 8:16:55 AM PST by philman_36
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