:-)
Leni
Well...hehehe...not exactly. But in his own house, no matter how drunk, you'd think he'd find the bathroom. After a while you can find it in your sleep, practically. Now I'll admit that in a strange surrounding, I've seen other people (not me, of course) have some problems finding the toilet bowl... ;-)
At PSU, bicycle cops used to hide behind bushes waiting for partiers to urinate in people's yards, then jump out and nail them with a fine. Luckily I never got caught; I knew a guy who beat the risk by "taking a knee". He'd start walking quickly to get ahead of the group, then get down on one knee and just remain motionless (like that statue "The Thinker"). I'll leave the rest to imagination.
As Alpha Male, when I walk the dogs at night, I urinate on the lawn. Gotta to be the boss, you know.