[Patrick1]

Oldman Wood's speaks the truth. A wife is certainly a deterrant to a good golf game, children more so. I can imagine if Tiger got married his game would drop to the level of Ernie Els.

[jackliberty]

his game would drop to the level of Ernie Els.

His game will drop to the level of John Daley once he's hooked on Viagra.

[HDawg]

his game would drop to the level of Ernie Els.

His game has already dropped below Ernie Els's so far this year. Now we know why.

[slickstick]

Tiger likes the white gals. Racist Earl made him get rid of the last one because she was white. Might approve of this affair if they would let him double=date.

[aruanan]

A wife is certainly a deterrant to a good golf game, children more so. I can imagine if Tiger got married his game would drop to the level of Ernie Els.

Well, he wouldn't have to worry about kids. Girls that obsessed about their bodies wouldn't dare to turn them over to a developing baby--pre- or post-birth.